Here's the story of the week...I'm maternity shopping with my mom last week and she was in the dressing room with me. At first she just stared, then she started dying laughing...for a solid 5 minutes!! She's all, "if you're that big now, how big're you gonna be at 9 months!" and "your back is as pregnant as your front!" So we're laughing so hard that I almost wet my pants...literally.
She later informed me that I'm already waddling. At first I denied it, have since been forced to admit that I'm definitely not walking like I used to...
Purchased my first maternity bra, a 34E...definitely gonna have to heft these puppies on a food scale sometime soon... ;) While it no longer looks like I'm trying to wear my stepdaughter's training bra, I could probably make a circus tent out of the thing. It's so huge!! It peeks up with every v-necked maternity top I got and peeks around the edges of all the tank tops...not cool. So very uncool.
On the plus side, I appear to have done a very good job picking maternity clothes. I don't look nearly this huge when that top's not pulled up!! Yeah baby, 18 weeks and 18 pounds so far...at least I'm consistent!
So - when do you get to find out if this is an innie or an outie?
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