Recent encounters with my scale have confirmed that I have already gained 4.5 lbs!! Later skirmishes with my clothing have led me to determine that these 4.5 lbs are fairly evenly spread over my entire body...My long-sleeved shirts feel too tight on the upper arms. Thanks to the new poundage and the wonderful bloating, I'm now down to only 1 pair of jeans...My entire body feels slightly claustrophobic...and unbuttoning my pants is nearly orgasmic.
I've already ordered a belly band and pants-extender kit online, only hope that they really work!!
Direct quotes from my nearest and dearest:
"You really ARE already fat..." - Vanessa, my 12-year-old stepdaughter
"Oh God, that's disgusting..." - my mother upon being subjected to a belly-view via Skype
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