Missing! Two ankles. Reward if returned to owner.
So yeah, the ankles went officially missing yesterday. I blame my mother for jinxing me. During our most recent Skype she noted with shock, "you still have ankles!"
I used to anyway...hopefully this means the extra 2 pounds I put on the past 1.5 weeks are all water and will magically disappear once I give birth. Pretty please?!? With whipped cream and a cherry on top?
Really though...I do not understand how one manages to retain water while also peeing every 57 minutes. How much water can a body produce, anyway???
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