Finally had to break down and buy some larger maternity items for my lower half...I'm not sure if I'll ever recover. You know how they recommend you wear your normal size in maternity clothing? Well I tried my "usual" first (a 6) and couldn't even get the jeans over my rear end! So I tried the 8...no go. I had to buy a size 10!
AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART!!!
No, the true humiliation came about when the saleswomen began displaying underwear for my new and improved shape...she took them puppies out of the box and, I swear, small children could use them for a parachute!!! Of course, they were out of black and I was desperate so I ended up with white granny panties with little red roses on them in size "children's tent." (In order not to traumatize my brother more than he already has been by the belly pics, I'll gratefully refrain from posting pics o' the new undies...)
To think, there was a time I was a size 2...before age and pregnancy kicked me in the @ss.
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