I think I'm fairly well done being pregnant. I officially have no room for any of my organs - BeBe Schnegg has laid claim to any and all space in my belly...everything hurts: laughing, coughing - it's all just painful cuz everything's so stretched.
That's probably what's made my fuse a wee bit short today...
You know how toilet seats get kinda loose and when you turn to wipe your butt it kinda slips off the side of the toilet? Well ours has been like that since we moved in. I've been telling G for ages that we need to get a new one...then today when it slipped off I'd just HAD it. I decided I'd rather sit on the rim than on that effing seat...so I ripped it off and threw it into the hallway.
In my defense, I have been suffering that slipping seat at least 10 times a day...
In any case, G already went & bought a new one and installed it already...I think he was afraid of the crazy pregnant lady.
It's posts like these that make me miss you! You're awesome - can't wait for BeBe Schnegg to add more humor and stories to your already entertaining lives! Steve wants to know if Frank Zappa saw the whole thing go down...
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